“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” ~ Susan Sontag
“Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.” ~ Anatole France
“Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.” ~ Paula Poundstone
“If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.” ~ Joey Adams
“An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school.” ~ David Walters
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” ~ Mark Twain
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.” ~ Theodore Roosevelt
“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” ~ George Bernard Shaw (via Rufus Muturi 9/6/11)
“If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” ~ Muhammad Ali
“If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.” ~ Muhammad Ali
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.” ~ Reba McEntire
